Thursday, July 17, 2014

Beer Near














    On July 13th , ten Highlands Hashers braved Amazon rainforest humidity in the town of Morristown , for their first urban hash in quite some time, thanks to the hare "Road Scholar".After a deceptive chalk talk by the hare , we were quickly treated to our longest false trail(s) in Highlands Hashers history , somebody said 1.7 miles. That will teach us to pay attention during the chalk talk. So after an un-scheduled beer check back at the start, we quickly found the "true" trail through the heart of Morristown. We were treated to beer checks at "Danny's Pub", "Tavern off the Green" , "Dublin Pub" and  "The Famished Frog" .  Overall it was a fun day and fun hash , oh yeah there was some sort of soccer thing going on that day in each bar, go figure .....

    Things we learned that day .... Trusting Road Scholar is not a good idea .... Humidity is bad ..... Rude talking parrots are cool ..... Doing shots at every bar not a very good idea ..... Yelling R-U in a bar not the best thing to do ..... Giving just Zach a shot, and having the bartender come over and ask if he is ok, then hand us a bucket , Priceless ....  Doing a track workout after a hash , not a good idea ..... Climbing the fence to get on the track for said workout , VERY bad idea .... Lastly we learned that hashers are everywhere, while waiting to cross a street , a fellow hasher from another club spotted us, grabbed his hash stuff and joined us for circle ....just to bad I dont know who he was .....  ON-ON 



True Trail through the Green





2 comments:

Ron said...

For the record, I count eleven future DWI's. Also, nice photo composition using a garbage can as a centerpiece.

Seldon T. Scranton said...

Hey Highland Hashers, Type A Hole from New York City here.

I know you guys are super Type A, so I figured I'd pass this along:

The Lehigh Valley kennel is doing a Red Dress Marathon Relay for the Via Marathon Sunday, Sept 7.

It's pretty fun, the legs are all 10k or less (5 man teams) and obviously it's done in red dresses. There's lots to drink before, during and after, and there's a big BBQ party the night before. Crash space is available so you don't have to drive in super early on Sunday.

If anyone's interested, we've got 2 slots available that I know of (maybe more) send me an email if you're interested.